9gag:

Meanwhile in Malaysia…

today is a good day. smash everyone by winning big numbers and losing small numbers. in the end, +460 pts. which is still a nice amount when converted to sgd.

9gag:

Hylian Creed

godsnotebook:

I can’t believe my friday evening is being spent at my sis’s recital.

How did u get scammed into not diabloing and doing that instead

godsnotebook:

memewhore:

peacelovepopsicles:

tublicalor:

quazza:

sfrfaceplant:

This is also the very first MLP plushie to feature a special hole in her butt that you can stick your penis in! It has a circumference of a little over 6.5” and a depth of about 6”. You can pull it inside-out for cleaning but it is highly recommended you don’t finish inside her as fleece can be quite difficult to clean! The clothing also serves as a great way to keep the hole concealed so you don’t have to keep her hidden in a closet somewhere!
 

so sad.

I say at least try it before you knock it…

*cough*yx*cough*

lolyx

9gag:

Say NO to being nice…

godsnotebook:

LOL now it’s raining.

very noisy, thought someone casting big spells at me.

for the first time in ages

but now add my teeth to the list of fucked up things i have!

godsnotebook:

gallium-knight:

alexandraerin:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

so-treu:

velocicrafter:

puzzledpantherrr:

always hesitant to reblog vegan stuff cause tumblr vegans got issues but this is the truth FOR REAL.

if “eat it raw” is really the metric we’re gonna go by, then most people wouldn’t eat potatoes, rice, or most grains (not to mention a few other plant-based foods that require a good bit of prep before they’re edible, but whose names I forget)

BUT

since one of my favorite ways to eat steak is medium-rare w/just some salt (which is a mineral, not plant-based) & I have eaten raw meat & found it quite tasty, I guess I’ll carry on w/my bloodwhore ways.

not to mention that there are several culture across the world that DO eat raw meat, so this is some ethnocentric bullshit on top of some ignorant bullshit.

lol while I wouldn’t eat without seasoning

I wouldn’t eat veggies without seasoning either!

also that picture of the lioness is awesome

Unseasoned, nearly raw steak is one of my great pleasures. 

Also, I don’t know any vegans who sit down and eat from a plate that has just one thing on it. If they’re eating a dish that has multiple ingredients, wouldn’t the same argument hold true? Things that taste good in and of themselves can taste even better in the right combination, and things that wouldn’t be palatable by themselves in any appreciably quantity can be just what is needed to bring out the flavor of something else.

I mean, honestly… if you have 12 ounces of meat and a few tea spoons of seasoning rubbed into it, chances are that 12 ounces of those plant based seasonings would taste freaking awful. People don’t just sit there and eat a salad of rosemary or sage. Tell someone they can only have the meat or the seasonings, most people will choose the meat. Which is a good thing, because it’s a lot easier to fulfill the body’s biological needs using meat than it would be using spices. 

Vegans: if your lifestyle is so obviously correct, why must you argue for it using fallacies and lies?

Vegans, find one thing. One plant. Eat nothing but it. Eat it whole, raw, and unprocessed. If you can’t do this, then nothing you eat tastes good and therefore you’re not supposed to be eating it. 

Right? Right? That’s what you’re telling us, so it must be true.

Play nice guys, we have the advantage of protein fueling our brains

Guys, guys. Bacon. Now your argument is invalid. I can put it on a pan and fry it in its own fats and its equally incredible. 

bacon wins